And now what you have been waiting
for –
THE
TWELVE DAYS OF TAX SEASON
On the first day of tax season my
client gave to me a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
On the second day of tax season my
client gave to me 2 W-2 forms.
On the third day of tax season my
client gave to me 3 mortgage statements.
On the fourth day of tax season my
client gave to me 4 Salvation Army receipts.
On the fifth day of tax season my
client gave to me 5 Form K-1s.
On the sixth day of tax season my
client gave to me 6 1099s for dividends.
On the seventh day of tax season my
client gave to me 7 cancelled checks.
On the eighth day of tax season my
client gave to me 8 useless items.
On the ninth day of tax season my
client gave to me 9 medical bills.
On the tenth day of tax season my
client gave to me 10 stock sale confirms.
On the eleventh day of tax season my
client gave to me 11 employee business expenses.
On the twelfth day of tax season my
client got from me a finished tax return, 11 employee business expenses, 10
stock sale confirms, 9 medical bills, 8 useless items, 7 cancelled checks, 6
1099s for dividends, 5 Form K-1s, 4 Salvation Army receipts, 3 mortgage
statements, 2 W-2 forms, and a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
And, of course, on the thirteenth
day of tax season the client gave to me a corrected Consolidated 1099 from
Wells Fargo Advisors!
And so the 2016 Tax Filing Season
officially begins. Open the floodgates
and bring on the 1040s!
TTFN
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