Wednesday, September 14, 2016

PLEASE DON'T SEND IN THIS CLOWN!

Barbra Streisand, who I recently learned has had at least one #1 album in each decade since the 1960s (and whose Broadway debut at age 19 I saw – I CAN GET IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE - which also starred her then to be husband Elliot Gould), hit the nail on the head at a fund-raiser for Hillary with a spot on parody of the Stephen Sondheim classic “Send in the Clowns” about reality tv clown, and unfortunately the Republican Presidential candidate, Dangerous Donald Trump, who turned the 2016 President election into a 3-ring circus.

Here are Barbra’s on the money lyrics -

IS HE THAT RICH?
MAYBE HE'S POOR?
'TIL HE REVEALS HIS RETURNS
WHO CAN BE SURE
WHO NEEDS THIS CLOWN?

SOMETHING'S AMISS
I DON'T APPROVE
IF HE WERE RUNNING THE FREE WORLD,
WHERE WOULD WE MOVE?
NAME ME A TOWN?
JUST WHO IS THIS CLOWN?

AND WHEN WE THOUGHT WE'D HEARD IT ALL
HUFFING AND PUFFING ABOUT HIS BIG FANTASY WALL
MAKING HIS ENTRANCE ON STAGE...
HE JUST SHOOTS FROM THE HIP
HE'S FULL OF BULL
HE'S LOST HIS GRIP!

AND IF BY CHANCE
HE GETS TO HEAV'N
EVEN UP THERE HE'LL DECLARE...
CHAPTER ELEV'N!
WHO'D HIRE THIS CLOWN?
THIS SAD VULGAR CLOWN...
YOU'RE FIRED" YOU CLOWN!

HILLARY'S KIND...
SMART THAT IS CLEAR
WHILE SHE IS GIVING US HOPE...TRUMP IS SELLING US FEAR
LOOK HOW HE CHANGES HIS VIEWS EVERY TIME THAT HE SPEAKS
IT'S LIE AFTER LIE
CAN'T TAKE EIGHT MORE WEEKS!

THIS IS NO FARCE
MAYBE HE'S BROKE?
IS THIS "THE ART OF HIS DEAL"
OR SOME AWFUL JOKE?
YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT...
THIS SILLY HALF-WIT...
IS SO FULL OF SHIT!

(expletive certainly not deleted)

TTFN
 
 
 
 
 
 

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