Friday, December 22, 2017

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR TRUMP!



You're a mean one, Mr. Trump.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Trump.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Trump.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Trump.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Trump.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Trump.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Trump.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Trump.
The three best words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink
Stank
Stunk…

Ain’t it the truth!







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