Here it is –
what you have been waiting a year for!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF TAX SEASON
(updated for the GOP Tax Act)
On the first
day of tax season my client gave to me a Closing Statement for the purchase of
a home.
On the second
day of tax season my client gave to me 2 W-2 forms.
On the third
day of tax season my client gave to me 3 mortgage statements (without, of
course, any analysis of how much of the mortgage interest reported represents
interest on acquisition debt).
On the fourth
day of tax season my client gave to me 4 Salvation Army receipts.
On the fifth
day of tax season my client gave to me 5 Form K-1s.
On the sixth
day of tax season my client gave to me 6 1099-DIVs.
On the
seventh day of tax season my client gave to me 7 cancelled checks.
On the eighth
day of tax season my client gave to me 8 useless items.
On the ninth
day of tax season my client gave to me 9 medical bills.
On the tenth
day of tax season my client gave to me 10 stock sale confirms.
On the
eleventh day of tax season my client gave to me 11 employee business expenses
(despite being no longer deductible).
On the
twelfth day of tax season my client got from me a finished tax return, 11
employee business expenses, 10 stock sale confirms, 9 medical bills, 8 useless
items, 7 cancelled checks, 6 1099-DIVs, 5 Form K-1s, 4 Salvation Army receipts,
3 mortgage statements, 2 W-2 forms, and a Closing Statement for the purchase of
a home.
And, of
course, on the thirteenth day of tax season the client gave to me a corrected
Consolidated 1099 from Wells Fargo Advisors!
- - - - - - - - - -
And so it
begins - the 2020 tax filing season. My
49th! Open the floodgates and
bring on the 1040s (and 1040-SRs)!
As is my
custom, due to the demands of the filing season I will be taking my annual “tax
season hiatus” from posting to THE WANDERING TAX.
Between now
and April 14th I will barely have time to relieve myself let alone blog! Nor will I have time to respond to comments.
If a comment requires a response I will do so after April 20th.
DO NOT
EMAIL ME OR SUBMIT COMMENTS WITH SPECIFIC QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR 2019 TAX
RETURN! ALL SUCH ITEMS WILL BE PROMPTLY
DELETED UPON DISCOVERY!
I am NOT
accepting any new 1040 clients (or any other kind of tax preparation clients).
So, don’t email me asking if I can prepare your 2019 tax returns. THE ANSWER IS A MOST DEFINITE "NO".
I will be
publishing a WHERE THE FAKAWI post occasionally here at TWTP to keep my clients
up-to-date on my progress during the season and to report changes or additions
to my tax season policies and procedures. Clients can also keep track of my tax
season progress by following me at TWITTER (@rdftaxpro).
I realize
that I am abandoning you at a time when you may need me the most – but I need
to make a living!
I find it a
bit amusing that the period of time when TWTP gets the most “hits” is during
the tax filing season when I am not posting.
“Talk” to you
when it is all over!
TAFAW
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