Sunday, October 28, 2007

HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT...

Has anyone sent you this joke yet?
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"A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
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When the postal authorities received the letter to ‘God, USA’ they decided to send it to the President.
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The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
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The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read -
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Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC, and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes!”
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There was a time in our history when this could have been true – as the top federal income tax bracket was 91%!
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TTFN

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