Monday, February 1, 2010

THE TWELVE DAYS OF TAX SEASON!

Now it is time for what you have been waiting a year for - the February 1st tradition here at THE WANDERING TAX PRO of posting “The Twelve Days of Tax Season” -

On the first day of tax season my client gave to me a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
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On the second day of tax season my client gave to me 2 W-2 forms.
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On the third day of tax season my client gave to me 3 mortgage statements.
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On the fourth day of tax season my client gave to me 4 Salvation Army receipts.
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On the fifth day of tax season my client gave to me 5 Form K-1s.
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On the sixth day of tax season my client gave to me 6 1099s for dividends.
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On the seventh day of tax season my client gave to me 7 cancelled checks.
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On the eighth day of tax season my client gave to me 8 useless items.
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On the ninth day of tax season my client gave to me 9 medical bills.
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On the tenth day of tax season my client gave to me 10 stock sale confirms.
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On the eleventh day of tax season my client gave to me 11 employee business expenses.
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On the twelfth day of tax season my client got from me a finished tax return, 11 employee business expenses, 10 stock sale confirms, 9 medical bills, 8 useless items, 7 cancelled checks, 6 1099s for dividends, 5 Form K-1s, 4 Salvation Army receipts, 3 mortgage statements, 2 W-2 forms, and a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home. And my bill.
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And, of course, on the thirteenth day of tax season the client gave to me a corrected Consolidated 1099 from Wells Fargo Advisors!